Epitaphs: The Introduction

Okay.  Here we go.  I will let Scoff Coffin speak for himself.

I am over a hundred years old. A number of disbelieving folk scoff at this claim.  Hence my moniker you might guess.  But, actually, I earned it way before this by surviving a myriad of stupid stunts during my infamous “wild years.”  So, to most, my name is simply a testament to the fact that a man of my advanced age has somehow managed to avoid a hasty grave.

[to be continued . . . ]

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